Funny Resignation Letter
Dear Co-Workers, As many of you probably know, 3rd April 2009 is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “ is my last day.” For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. Now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached...
Read MoreShort & Sweet Thanks
Howdy Sticking with the title, It’s been five years and it’s now time to move on. As I am sure with most people who decide it’s time to move on, I have had both good and bad times (mostly good) and learned a trick or two during my adventurous journey. My time here has given me the opportunity to meet some “Interesting” and exciting people, who mostly taught me some valuable lessons for how to,...
Read MoreGraduation
Letter #1: We are pleased to announce the graduation of our daughter Debra from the Monash Music Conservatory, and invite you to join us for an evening of celebration at the Conservatory ballroom on May 28 at 7:00 p.m. Debra is already reaping rich rewards through her music. As one of the best musicians in her graduating class, she will soon begin a performing tour through most of the European...
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Letter #1: Bindi Steveson Irwin, age 70, of Gold Coast, died May 6, 2001 at the Regional Medical Center in Gold Coast, Queensland, after a long illness. She was born January 11, 1931, in Gold Coast, the daughter of Marvin Blaine and Violet Smith Steveson. She was a member of the local Methodist Church and an officer in the Daughters of the American Revolution. She served for 30 years as a real...
Read MoreBaby Adoption
Letter #1: Brad and Angelina Pitt announce the birth of their beautiful baby daughter who came into their home July 12, weighing 7 pounds, 8 ounces, and measuring 20 inches. Her arrival was long-awaited. The family expresses appreciation for the support of friends and the medical staff at Maidstone General Hospital. Letter #2: Brad and Angelina Pitt are happy to announce the birth of their baby...
Read MoreNew Baby
Letter #1: We want you to be among the first to know that Jennifer gave birth to our sweet Tiffany Anne yesterday morning at 4:35. She weighed 7 pounds, 9 ounces, and measured 20 inches in length. She has lots of dark hair and long fingers like her mother. I think we have another pianist. We are still a little overwhelmed by the thought that we are parents, but the 3:00 a.m. feeding is beginning...
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